This just in – Cosplayer/model/designer Yaya Han doesn’t like people jacking off to photos of her despite her entire career centering around her body.
Yaya Han is mostly known as a popular cosplayer who does a really great job at designing and modeling in her costumes of characters from anime and video games. Like all models, This wouldn’t be possible without that bodacious body of hers. Practically all of her costumes have been of skimpily dressed characters with focus on her breasts. Of course, she has legions of guys wanking off to her. You’d think that this would be a well-known and accepted aspect to all successful models. And generally, all women should realize that dressing in a way that shows off a part of their body will attract attention to that part. But apparently Yaya missed the memo. After years of 14-30 year old lonely nerds splooging their mega milk all over their keyboards to her, she seems to have become irritated as she recently let out her thoughts on her facebook page.
Not only is this hypocritical, but it brings me to a subject that always boggles me.
OH BOY HERE WE GO!
I’m a man who is well-read in the Mammory genre of reading. I know my A to DD’s. And as a man who knows the broad spectrum of nanny-noos, I would like to present our very first…
5 Udder Tips
1. Don’t leave your tits hanging out if you don’t want to be stared at.
There are many reasons that women wear clothes that reveal cleavage. It could be hot out. It could be fashionable. But you know what? It doesn’t fucking matter. If you wear shit that shows cleavage, you are going to be stared at. This is 120% true. And if you are too ignorant to understand this, then you deserve to be creeped on. There are a lot of boobs out there. If we stare at a pair, it’s because we care.
2. Don’t be a bitch if your boobs are just that awesome.
I’ve seen instances of bitchy women who think that telling someone off for staring at them is the appropriate reaction. Here’s the thing, your tits are awesome. Clothed or showing cleavage. It doesn’t matter. Don’t tell me that you don’t stare at handsome men the same way at times. The difference between men and women is this: We don’t care. Having nice titties and being cool about it is better than being a stupid cunt.
3. Learn to take it as a compliment.
This is the kind of thing that can go many ways. Sometimes people will stare at you because they think your hair, clothes, face, or body is attractive. If someone is just casually staring at you because he obviously thinks you’re attractive, don’t start getting defensive and worried about being creeped on. If casual men’s clothing was made to show off our cracker-jack-sack and women stared at us all the time, as said above: we wouldn’t care. Although if the person who is staring advances and is verbally or physically creeping, then yes you do have an excuse for flipping out on them or whatever you decide to do.
4. You have the world’s best manipulation device on your chest – and when it works, refer to tip #2.
Just think about this one. It’s not that hard. Be prepared to be called bad things though. This attention whore is a master of the art.
5. Don’t get pornstar implants or try to “improve” your boobs if you’re just going to be in prudish denial about it.
This tip is a lot like 1 and 2. Why do girls purposefully use the assistance of double bras, tape, and safety pins to make their boobs appear bigger and perkier and then claim that they’re doing it for the sake of comfort? And breast implants are obvious to people who know you. If you are doing it to make yourself feel good, then that’s great. But don’t lie and be a hypocrite about it.
So all in all, embrace what you have. Hypocrisy is bad. If you’re a model or wear skimpy outfits, don’t get offended and annoyed that you attract the kind of guys who spank their monkey to you. (read: all)
Dave Chappelle said it pretty well.
I respect her for the effort she’s put into her hobbies and career. She makes the characters she dresses up as come to life, and I think that is always a really fun and great thing to do. It makes people happy and it seems to make her happy. She might do it for the attention and fun as it seems to everyone, but then again she might also do it because she really likes the characters she dresses up as. or both. I’ve seen a fair share of Yoko cosplayers who just cosplay as her because they like the character, and of course people on the other spectrum too. Good for them, I say. But this is the internet, where if you get a nasty message of someone’s rape fantasy, you can simply ignore and delete it. Simple as that. Whining to your fans about everything is unprofessional and is only going to come back and hit you in the end.
So yeah, boobs.